How To Tell When Someone is Bored On The Internet

This is the data I've colected so far or evidence of being completely and utterly bored on the internet:
Signs of boredom:
:P
:)
:3
"I'm bored"
"So, what do you want to talk about?"
"HRFGJHSDBIUFGHEWOISDGHIUEWDGUHEW"
"Uhm..."
"So, how's life?"
*Posts a random picture*
*Posts an even randomer meme*
"Lol"
"Wow"
(The fact that I'm posting about being bored)